The Almost Real Housewives... of Spain
Calling all groups of friends who want sunshine, laughter and food worth lingering over.
A private, hosted break with all of the fun and none of the drama!
Hastily typed WhatsApp messages, a quick coffee, the odd lunch?
Great for ‘catching up’ and staying in touch. But the pleasure and excitement of meeting up in person when you all come together?
Sometimes, busy lives can take over, and months can pass before we catch up with friends.
Getting away from ‘day to day’ and sharing time with friends to make new memories and laugh all day long in the sunshine…
This might be just what you’re looking for.
Grab the girls and come and join us for a few gloriously unproductive days together.
No alarm clocks. No clock watching. Nowhere you need to be.
Just the warm sunshine on your shoulders as you settle in, sip your first freshly brewed coffee of the morning and catch up with friends.
The first step to all the fun and none of the drama.
Inside the Almost Real Housewives of Spain
A 3 or 4-night stay with exclusive use of Casa Torreta Blanca.
The house becomes yours for the duration of your stay with no other guests on site.
Every guest has their own private bedroom and bathroom, so you can spend as much time as you choose together during the day and still disappear into your own space whenever you want.
Each day includes brunch and dinner with all special diets catered for.
Inviting you into Casa Torreta Blanca
A stunning Spanish farmhouse with spectacular views of the surrounding countryside, surrounded by three acres of gardens and olive groves.
All yours to enjoy
- A private 10 x 4m pool, sun-soaked terraces, and a jacuzzi spa for six people
- Undercover terrace, with outdoor dining
- Pool dining area with a freestanding awning
- Sun loungers, inflatable terrace beds & parasols
- BBQ area, wood fire pizza oven, pool bar with fridge
- Towels, including pool towels, and hairdryers are provided.
Want a peek inside? We’ll show you…
…a relaxed, light-hearted way for a group of friends to spend a few days in Spain enjoying good food, sunshine, laughter and each other’s company – without pressure, schedules or performance.
Your hosted experience where everything is designed to feel easy.
- Exclusive use of Casa Torreta Blanca
- Brunch served to give you time for a lie-in or morning swim
- Laid back, lounging around the sun-warmed pool
- Reading, listening to music or catching up with your favourite podcasts in the shade
- Slow down the rhythm some more with a siesta or snooze – just because you can
- A leisurely dinner followed by an early night or a midnight chat – it’s entirely up to you when there’s nothing you have to get up for
- Dress up or dress down with our themed nights – glitzy glam and or pyjama party night.
Day 1 - Arrival & Settle in
Transfer from airport
Arrival at Casa Torreta Blanca
- Welcome drinks – Jane and Pat’s famous Royal Sangria and tapas!
- Drop your bags (unpack when you’re ready), find the flip-flops, and slip into the new swimwear you treated yourself to just for this trip.
- Imagine no demands on your time as you get ready for dinner, then tuck into a feast of fresh, home-cooked food; no clearing or loading the dishwasher afterwards.
- A relaxed welcome dinner – great food and easy conversation.
- If you’re ready to call it a night, climb into a comfy bed between cool, crisp sheets. Or enjoy late-night chats without setting an alarm for the morning.
Day 2 - Lounge, Laugh, Do very little
- A slow brunch, with fresh food and fragrant coffee (refills at the ready)
- Drift out to the pool, find a comfy sun lounger, chat, snooze, read; you decide
- Treat yourself to a relaxing or revitalising spa treatment (at an additional cost), go back to the pool, or find a shady terrace and relax some more
- Glitzy Glam Night: Dress up, dress down, go sparkly or stay simple – sequins, sandals or something in between
- Dinner with music playing in the background, glasses topped up, and an easy evening of laughter, chats, and enjoying the company and conversation.
Day 3 - Together Time
- Brunch: Spanish-style tostada with olive oil, tomatoes, and tuna, or cereal and scrambled eggs; depending on what you fancy
- Just like day 2, relax and carry on with your book or indulge in some more spa treatments to leave you feeling blissfully calm and floaty.
- Pyjama Party Night
Silky PJs, snacks, wine, laughter - Dinner and an unhurried evening of fun at our very own open-air cinema with popcorn and ice cream.
Day 4 - Optional Extension - A relaxed trip to Mojacar Pueblo & Beach
(Available if you choose to add a 4th night)
- Breakfast – a selection of Pat’s delicious Tostadas
- Boutique shopping for the next sunshine break, wandering winding white streets, and stopping in the shade for a chilled glass of wine before a long, lazy lunch
- Optional beach time to feel the sand between your toes, maybe an ice cream or iced coffee?
- Final evening back at the house: time to enjoy a last, special dinner, where the conversation turns to ‘we should do this more often’ and ‘I didn’t realise how much I needed this’.
Departure
- Breakfast and last views of the blue sky and stunning views of the mountains before heading back to the airport, ready to plan for a return visit
This is for you if
- You want a fun, relaxed break with friends
- You value comfort, privacy and excellent food with no drama!
- You know it’s time to do ‘nothing’, preferably in the sunshine with a pool to cool off in
This is not for you if
- You’re looking for a retreat or transformation
- You want a packed itinerary
- You prefer highly structured, activity-led holidays
- You’re seeking workshops or facilitation
- You thrive in fast-paced environments
This experience is priced as a flat nightly rate for a core group of six friends.
The price includes:
- Exclusive use of the entire venue
- Airport transfers
- Private bedrooms and bathrooms
- Pool and jacuzzi access
- Brunch and dinner each day
- Hosting and on-hand support
The price remains the same from May to October with no seasonal pricing or single supplements.
Investment
£1,200 per night for up to 6 guests
- 3-night stay £3,600
- 4-night stay £4,800
Got a friend or two you can’t bear to leave behind, and you don’t want them to feel left out?
We can accommodate up to 2 extra guests @ £200 per person, per night.
Questions? We’ve got answers.
Are meals included?
Yes.
We provide:
- Brunch each day
- Dinner each evening
We do not include alcohol in the price, but we offer full bar service at an additional cost.
Is Mojácar Pueblo included?
For the 3-night break, no – this is kept deliberately relaxed.
If you choose to add a 4th night, your visit to Mojácar Pueblo can be included in the extended stay.